Stan: I got a hundred dollar check from my grandma, and my dad said I need to put it in the bank so it can grow over the years.
Bank Teller: Well that's fantastic, a really smart decision young man. We can put that check in a money market mutual fund, then we'll reinvest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest aaaand it's gone.
Gold is an ill idea... But cop a safe or hire security bc gold is at an all time high in value... This is valuable to pmoon bc he can steal it and remain high all the time.
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