The American Dream

It's all electronic funds! Gimme a gold brick!

Stan: I got a hundred dollar check from my grandma, and my dad said I need to put it in the bank so it can grow over the years.

Bank Teller: Well that's fantastic, a really smart decision young man. We can put that check in a money market mutual fund, then we'll reinvest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest aaaand it's gone.